WeanBean22's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bluestick vs Darkstick]

Nice music

You get a 7 just for using S&M's version of Fuel. Other than that I'm not sure what to say about the rest of the movie. English would have been a nice touch.

[Punished.]

If I had wanted to see that

If I had wanted to see somebody do that for like 10 minutes I would have just gone to the dorm room next to mine.

I don't understand how people find humor in that.

["Shame"]

alright

I was already sad, and then this made me more sad. I'm sad.

My one complaint is that some of the pictures used were very rough around the edges, bad jpeg artafact stuff.

And the guy crying at the end, it made me sad.

I'm so lonely...

[Random Sprite Fight II]

Nice to finally see some decent sprite animation

I haven't been this impressed with spright fighting since Cajun Spirit's work from way back when.

Anyway, the animation was awesome, the sprites and charaters were nicely done, and the sound effects and music were awesome.

Some of the backgrounds were pretty borring, and the flash created sfx (some of the flame aura stuff) was kind of weak. The plot was more or less non-existant.

Anyway, I liked it a lot. I really liked the ending with the Linkin Park and the picture montage, however I think Faint might have been a better song to use, but that's just because I like that song.

Add some plot, and get some better backgrounds, work on your vector-generated sfx, and make some story, and you will get the coveted 10.

And lose the thing with the cactus guy (isn't that thing called a cactuar, or something?) It just doesn't add anything to the movie.

[The Morning Show Intro]

Nice graphics, no point

It was well done, I liked the animation, and the music reminded me of the Love Hina date sim, which will always have a special place in my heart.

*reminices*

But, unfortunately there was absolutely no point to the animation, and it didn't have a whole lot of humor. For these reasons I can't give you a super-awesome score. If you want to go far in life, then you just simply must give the people more of the animation goodness that they crave.

[Shyguy's Flower]

Neat

Liked the kiddie motif thing. I can't spell, and I'm too lazy to look it up.

Anyway, it's nice to see something that doesn't resort to using sprites. I really did like the artwork. The music fit the story. Text was kind of small. But, I liked it over all.

[Humpty Dumpty]

BOC!!!

Made me chuckle. That's more than a lot of movies here do, and I'm in a really bad mood now too.

Anyway, liked the "dirty" graphics, liked the Blue Oyster Cult. Maybe add some sound effects, or some story would help things progress.

[SK8]

The Epitomy of all that is flash

A title that is mispelled with a number, punk mysic plays while a skater does tricks mimiking a video game combined with the death of a bird, a Matrix parody, a naked woman, and a sudden ending involving somebody running into a wall makes this:

THE EPITOMY OF FLASH MOVIES.

If only you had some 8-bit sprites in there and a few stick figures and a lot of blood, it would have been the most flashy creation known to man.

Seriously though, I liked it. It kind of sucks how the guy doesn't have a face. I thought the graphics were good, but the movement was choppy. Liked the song and the sound effects.

[Flies]

Pretty funny

The animation was ok, motion effects looked good, the background and characters (or, flies, I guess you could say) were kind of boring.

I liked the song. The only thing I might say is that by the time it gets to the end you're expecting something like that to happen, so speeding it up a bit might help that.

Timing is everything. Well, not everything, but timing is what makes otherwise really well animated movies crap. I'm not neccissarily refering to this movie, but other movies the timing just sucks on them.

ImmoralLibertarian responds:

I agree with you completely actually. It’s good to get a critical positive review now and again, I’ll take what you said under advisement. Thanks!

[Reporterclock's thoughts]

Meh

Meh, it's alright. I'm getting sick and tired of computer voices.